Why Do Beautiful Women Date Ugly Men?

It's a typical boys night out and on our way to the movie, we walked by a couple holding hands. The woman had what I like to call a "triple-take" face: I looked at her three times before I noticed her boyfriend was about to hit me over the head.

Luckily for me, I was surrounded by six friends and so the worst thing that happened was a "watch it buddy" killer stare.

This woman was hot! Not only did she have a tight dress to show off her killer curves, she also had the face of an angel. Then it dawned on me; the chunky Ron Jeremy [famous porn star] look-a-like boyfriend didn't really have the looks to merit such a beautiful girlfriend. What was so special about him?

I did not spend too much time thinking about it until I walked by another unusually mismatched couple. As my buddies and I entered the theatre, a two hundred-pound (I'm not talking about muscle), short and bald man (imagine Jason Alexander) walked by me with this beautiful woman that made Sofia Vergara look like a plain Jane.

Okay, now things are fishy. I saw too many inequitable couples within a span of twenty minutes. As far as I know, there is no shortage of good-looking men (G-men) nor is there a high supply of gorgeous women to go around for everyone. How can beautiful women date such ugly men (U-men)? Or better yet, how can U-men land such beautiful women?

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